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Cycle Demotivational Poster

CHOPPERS - I wonder how often he cleans the bugs out of his armpits.

TAGS: motorcycles choppers bikes bikers
Rating: 3.58/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 12:28 pm
Dude, he's ready to go hang gliding.
EmilioDumphque - September 23, 2012, 12:12 am
Apehangers! Illegal for decades. Your arms go to sleep, but some of these dopes persisted.
James - October 8, 2009, 5:18 pm
Then a sharp turn comes....
Ronski - October 6, 2009, 6:44 pm


TAGS: recycle
Rating: 4.67/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 10:00 pm
"Now bend down so I can lick your face!"
BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 11:31 am
I'm shocked EmoBoyWonder voted on this one :)
Rick69 - February 13, 2012, 11:17 am
5L just for the dog's expression. . . and a quiet little hearty chuckle :)
GaryO - January 31, 2012, 9:56 pm
2 is good....just glad there's not a negative side to the scale
KylieM - January 31, 2012, 9:47 pm
2 dirty for me
GaryO - January 31, 2012, 9:42 pm
Behold! I have risen from filthy! s-o-o-o-o, would that be a 4 dirty or a 5 dirty?
KylieM - January 31, 2012, 8:46 pm
you're a dirty old man
mariand - January 30, 2012, 9:10 am
yup, this is a clean...5
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:54 am
GaryO - January 30, 2012, 8:53 am
So'd he....good doggie....good (cheap) doggie
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 7:59 am
dude, I just 5te breakfast :)
djrcreative - January 30, 2012, 2:20 am
Ewww...but 5L regardless. LOL!

MOTORCYCLES - The brand is not important,the fact that you ride is.

TAGS: motorcycle biker scenery motorcycling fast
Rating: 4.28/5

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CloudchaserS - June 5, 2012, 11:11 pm
So true! Been riding a Kymco Grand Vista 250 for the past 3.75 years/23k miles and loving it!

GREATEST SPORT EVER - Welcome to Motorcycle Bowling!

NECROMANCY - Please be mindful, recycle your dead

IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Motorcycle ride YOU

TAGS: motorcycle funny russia
Rating: 3.29/5

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agdaniele - August 27, 2010, 10:08 pm
Yay engineerboy!

GENIUS - Now she'll never fall off

MOMS OF ANARCHY - That's right... they're bad!

TOILET PAPER - The packaging says 100% recycled. Maybe we should take a moment to seriously contemplate this.

TAGS: toilet paper recycled seriously contemplate
Rating: 4.48/5

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tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 7:52 pm
And most of them won't try to actively kill me. It's the ones who will put a Fatwah on my head that give me cause for concern, not the ones who are actually decent human beings who happen to pray towards mecca... they'll just think I'm being a jerk.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 27, 2013, 11:59 am
Take it easy on the harsh cultural references. We have people from all faiths and ethnicities here.
tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:21 am
but in all seriousness, when you recycle paper, the fibers get shorter, so cardboard becomes cheap cardboard, which becomes shoddy paper, and so on to toilet paper, where short fibers allow it to fall apart and not clog pipes and septic tanks.
tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:01 am
... Seriously contemplate? I Contemplated, I dunno how seriously, and then got Ideas that might be capable of getting me in trouble with a billion sociopathic murderous bastards with such poor impulse control that their women have to wear curtains.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 19, 2012, 10:41 pm
All right, I'm now installing a French toilet in my bathroom.
tellitlikeitis - February 19, 2012, 6:40 pm
Nice one.

PLANNING AHEAD - Hey, let's cut the roof off our car so we can haul the motorcycle around when it's too wet to ride.


TAGS: tree bycycle war 1914 bike
Rating: 4.7/5

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Frald - August 18, 2013, 5:56 pm
Damn... I mean, what can you say to that.
MPsniper - May 29, 2012, 4:53 am
yeas & no....( i know, snopes...but still...) http://www.snopes.com/photos/natural/bicycle.asp
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 6:14 pm
Great story. I'd like to see the American Pickers try to buy that bike.


TAGS: cycle imitation jet crash fail
Rating: 4.47/5

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Ozbad - February 8, 2012, 7:26 pm
I was thinking Hulk smash..
BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 11:54 am
the h55d looks familiar :)


TAGS: tricycle tag hide and seek childhood fun
Rating: 4.72/5

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spacedog - August 4, 2010, 7:14 pm
Excellent poster Aggy. 5L
Faceplant31 - August 4, 2010, 1:46 am
Gold! 5L
ICEMAN - August 4, 2010, 1:42 am
Heh, heh. You funny guy.
agdaniele - August 4, 2010, 1:41 am
Would've been eight hours had your KY not dried up.
agdaniele - August 4, 2010, 1:41 am
Let me guess... you found a peep hole?
ICEMAN - August 4, 2010, 1:39 am
Awww shucks, I only had 5 hours on the roof of a dive Mexican dance bar.
agdaniele - August 4, 2010, 1:36 am
10 fukkin hours today!
ICEMAN - August 4, 2010, 1:35 am
You've been out diggin' ditches today, haven't you?
agdaniele - August 4, 2010, 1:34 am
ICEMAN - August 4, 2010, 1:25 am
You obviously didn't grow up in the Valley of the Neverending Sun.

NINJAS - They can strike anywhere, at any time.

TAGS: ninjas racing surprise motorcycles
Rating: 3.71/5

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wonkycactus - March 10, 2011, 5:01 pm
that guy is about to have a horrible day


TAGS: dude old harley motorcycle wtf
Rating: 3/5

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maoworks2 - December 13, 2011, 10:24 am
Ya Me !
Cubbybear - March 7, 2009, 12:36 am
Nah...just a Greybeard

WAKE UP CALL . . . - . . . for motorists who talk on cell phones and text while driving.

TAGS: volkswagon motorcycle honda cell phone texting safety driving riding crash
Rating: 2.71/5

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nazaroo - January 30, 2012, 9:16 am
"Hello, baby, yeah, Don't leave for the club yet. I'm coming over as fast as I can. I'll be there in like 2 seconds. ...hello hello? Damn!"
ultranothing - August 22, 2010, 4:30 pm
She may have been on a cellphone, but the rider was going 85MPH - and she turned out from a side-street. Highways don't have side-streets, so this jackass was doing 85 on a city street. Don't always blame the motorist. Lot's of drivers ride like morons
Haarakkon - November 11, 2009, 6:33 pm
And now it's a freak show attraction in a suburban mall. Cool headstone.
DreMagnum - November 11, 2009, 5:48 pm
because motorist doesnt mean car driver..........
freestyler - November 11, 2009, 5:45 pm
PLEASE read your own motifake before posting it...the car driver was on the phone not the motor.
Z-Bob - November 11, 2009, 8:56 am
Amen, brother...
Preacher Man - November 11, 2009, 1:15 am
The car came out of a side street, indicating it was probably in town, where most speed limits top out at 35 mph. The motorcycle was going 85 mph. I'd say the idiot on the cycle was more to blame than the person on their cell phone.


TAGS: recycle bottle chai river green
Rating: 4.11/5

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Coombsy007 - March 15, 2012, 12:31 pm
Woulda given it 5, but could just imagine my fat backside parked on it breaking some of those bottle necks, ouch! 4Ls


TAGS: v8 motorcycle
Rating: 4.08/5

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dslohand - June 10, 2012, 7:52 pm
5 KICKS Does it come in RED i wonder lol
maoworks2 - June 4, 2012, 11:23 am
Nice !

BICYCLE POLICE - You are under arrest, now get your ass in the basket.

TAGS: bicycle police arrest in basket
Rating: 4.46/5

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lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 11:28 am

My DH is a former BLM Lead Ranger. He was in charge of the Imperial Sand Dunes in so Cal~~also worked (and before that, rode) in the Barstow to Vegas race many, many times.
Budog - April 3, 2012, 12:54 am
I used to work as a medic for desert and Baja racing. A medic on a enduring motorcycles could beat the ambulances or rescue unit hands down down and have a victim pretty much packaged and ready to go other than a few things like a backboard, etc.
lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 12:33 am

It is all in fun. Bicycle patrols are invaluable tools in urban policing. But just like canine officers("Did Timmy fall down the well again, Rinnie?)and motor cops (You only do this because of your leather addiction.), they take the teasing well.
Budog - April 3, 2012, 12:15 am
Oh I can imagine... But I would hope It's all in good fun. The bike patrols come in very handy in certain scenarios. I was going to say something along the line of budget cuts being bell...
lgvernon - April 2, 2012, 10:26 pm

5L~~~so, so funny. You have no idea how much heat these guys take from the 'real' police who drive cars equipped with neat-o stuff like lights, sirens and shotguns. Saves all that having to scream, "WEE-OOH, WEE-OOH, WEE-OOH! Stop!"

BIKERS!!....NO. -

TAGS: motorcycle man card
Rating: 4.33/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 7, 2012, 12:32 am
Need a hug Susan?
ICEMAN - September 6, 2012, 11:43 pm
Wait a minute... Moooooooooooooooo made a poster??? WTF??? Not bad for an amateur.
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:35 pm
Hilarious too. Uhm, what does it mean if your man card has faded over time ... when once it was red? I'd show you what I mean, but the wife is out and she keeps it in her purse.
Reality Lord - September 5, 2012, 9:52 pm

lolz...it's a very pretty bike.
AcidRain - September 5, 2012, 5:25 pm
That second paragraph caught me off. Awesome, never saw that coming.

ISLAND BIKER GANGS - Taking their hogs out

F I T N E S S - They Say That Thin Is In. But Some Favor A Little Wide In Their Ride.

TAGS: motorcycle fitness
Rating: 4.16/5

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Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:48 am
Good luck turning that thing :p
Cubbybear - March 29, 2011, 1:42 am
Sexual innuendo
djinnyf - March 28, 2011, 9:21 pm
Nice, makes you look thinner too!! xx

AT THAT MOMENT - Tim found religion

TAGS: motorcycles crash funny
Rating: 3.46/5

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MO - August 23, 2009, 11:12 am
This is screaming for a re-do! The whole Jesus is in a hurry thread comes to mind. Still decent though...

HARLEY DAVIDSON - Helping the USA win wars since 1942


TAGS: bacchus baby new year live laugh drink recycle
Rating: 4.2/5

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Current Resident - January 3, 2010, 4:29 pm
Ha! Great picture. That's funny. 5L
Bartimaeus - January 1, 2010, 3:23 am
Thanks, Sick, I'm glad you like it. Hopefully, you see the message behind it. Always recycle. lol
sickartist - December 31, 2009, 6:41 pm
Okay you made me LOL 5L's

NOT TOO FAST HONEY - Remember There's Eggs In Here

HELMETS - Your gonna need one pretty quickly.

TAGS: helmets motorcycles
Rating: 2.52/5

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UltimateHentaiKamen - January 22, 2011, 5:11 pm
let it go man, most times I get those wrong intentionally to make fun of grammer zealots
schlub - July 15, 2008, 3:51 am
hehe nice one. You should have used "You're" though...


TAGS: abuse circle poem cycle violence
Rating: 4.58/5

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boxy - February 4, 2011, 9:26 pm
Demotivational behaviour since... well, forever.
autumnspirit - February 4, 2011, 8:47 pm
Wrong in so many ways, it's Brilliant! 5Lashings!

IN SOVIET RUSSIA... - Bicycle ride YOU!

JESUS CHRIST - on a bicycle.


TAGS: jousting medieval army bicycles off hours
Rating: 3.48/5

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woot - November 6, 2009, 12:34 pm
fucking ausies gotta love them


TAGS: two guys ones bike motorcycle
Rating: 1.37/5

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NickDahlmier - March 3, 2016, 9:23 pm
No.1: "Let's do a wheelie!..." No.2: "Huh...!?"
Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:12 pm
Really. A matter of handhold vs. necessity. I think they are o.k. etiquette acceptable.
Drifter - September 26, 2011, 1:33 am
Now look carefully, guys; there's a backpack between them. Rule is moot.
TonyCliffton - January 24, 2010, 1:24 am
'Tis gay.
ICEMAN - January 24, 2010, 1:02 am
Stoo pud
Derek - January 23, 2010, 8:55 pm
A code of behaviour as comfortable as a straightjacket


TAGS: safety bicycle girl
Rating: 4/5

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GreyScorpion - May 20, 2010, 6:42 pm
love the pic!!
R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 6:39 pm
I knew the pic had been used, but the poster was different, so I let it through...plus, I like the pic. :)
GreyScorpion - May 20, 2010, 6:35 pm
4L, see 59296

BAD IDEA - Pedal Faster! Dear God pedal faster!

SPEEDER BIKES - It's like a motorcycle, but on steroids

TOMAHAWK - When A Riceburner Just Don't Cut It

TAGS: motorcycle sport
Rating: 1.87/5

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Sueper - May 8, 2008, 6:17 pm
Dodge Tomahawk is it a bike? is it a car? Who cares? I wants it.

WHEN HELMETS DON'T MAKE SENSE - What's the name of that book again? Oh yeah -"What Color is Your Parachute."

CANADIAN UNICYCLE - Yeah, we are crazy enough to test drive the damn thing in the winter.

TAGS: motorcycle canadian unicycle insane
Rating: 2.07/5

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surprisebuttsecks - August 18, 2009, 8:12 am
It's the damn summer in Canada.

ANOTHER WAY MEN ARE DIFFERENT FROM WOMEN - Women like to recycle where as men prefer to buy new

TAGS: woman recycle new
Rating: 4.63/5

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DonPandon - May 19, 2011, 10:54 am
Recycling has limited uses...
forseti - May 19, 2011, 4:21 am
aawww... I'd recycle her once or twice...

TIME - It's taking your life away... and your stuff too.

TAGS: time motorcycle tree forest nature
Rating: 4.36/5

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Weatherlawyer - January 11, 2012, 8:39 pm
I always wanted a CB 250 but I think I'd have put mine there not just left it there.
Weatherlawyer - January 11, 2012, 8:39 pm
I always wanted a CB 250 but I think I'd have put mine there not just left it there.


TAGS: reduce reuse recycle
Rating: 4.17/5

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booger13 - March 26, 2010, 11:35 am
i call dibs *gets out his bottled water and cleans her off* DAMMIT CUBBY , you cant have her =]



TAGS: brittish motorcycle intelligent light
Rating: 3.85/5

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Greeny - April 7, 2011, 9:18 pm
ICEMAN - April 7, 2011, 7:52 pm
Ttoo many tt's.

FAT BASTARD - I eat because I'm unhappy, and I'm unhappy because I eat. It's a vicious cycle

POPPING A WHEELIE - because two wheels are still one too many? Buy yourself a damn unicycle then!



JOUSTING - Add a little time travel for spice and BAM it's epic.


TAGS: motorcycle accident ninja
Rating: 2.46/5

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aesop's folly - November 1, 2009, 8:36 pm
if he was a ninja, we wouldnt see him jump off

SPEED BUMPS - They suck the most on race tracks.

ALMOST... - Yep, you ALMOST made it.

TAGS: motorcycle
Rating: 1.46/5

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Ride hard -


TAGS: sicko tribute motorcycle
Rating: 4.73/5

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CANADA - June 18, 2010, 9:06 pm
thats amsome
sickartist - June 18, 2010, 6:18 pm
I am thinking of mounting some on the handlebars too.
R.S.Jake - June 18, 2010, 5:38 pm
No training wheels, and mine has a keg on the back, but very similar!
Faceplant31 - June 18, 2010, 5:06 pm
HUH? I dont see any training wheels.
Cubbybear - June 18, 2010, 5:05 pm
Looks more like RS Jake's bike...5/5

PERIODS - It's a vicious cycle, but hey... At least you're not pregnant

TAGS: period cycle not pregnant
Rating: 4.06/5

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PhxDebbie - May 6, 2010, 8:34 am
Amen 5 bloated L's

HELLO MA BABY, - Hello ma honey, Hello ma ragtime gal, Send me a kiss by wire, Baby, my heart's on fire! If you refuse me, Honey, you'll lose me, Then you'll be left alone;

TAGS: hello ma baby motorcycle accident
Rating: 3.82/5

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krazzeeman - August 23, 2010, 6:42 pm

ACCIDENTS - Sometimes knowing how they're going to happen still isn't enough to prevent them

TAGS: accidents hot motorcycle
Rating: 3.43/5

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Woody - July 16, 2009, 4:25 pm
RAWR - April 3, 2009, 9:47 pm
GAY! = two guys sitting close together, which actually leads you to see that they are staring at her shoes. :)



TAGS: toys motorcycle
Rating: 3.09/5

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spacedog - December 5, 2009, 8:29 pm
Keep the shiny side up.

BUMMER! - There's another crack in my windshield!

TAGS: mortorcycle crack
Rating: 2.82/5

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Derek - August 3, 2009, 12:29 am
Modesty, madam! Modesty!
Grammar Nazi - April 20, 2009, 10:43 pm
This was definitely lol-worthy

BMW - Helping Germans lose wars since 1942

TAGS: bmw motorcycles war
Rating: 2.29/5

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akoldman - March 20, 2013, 1:13 am
Triumph, made in England, did not supply bikes to the Germans.
Toussaint - April 3, 2009, 1:55 pm
BMW certainly supplied Germany during the war with motorcycles. BMW, DKW, NSU, Triumph,Victoria and Zundapp were the main suppliers.
anonymous1 - April 3, 2009, 8:06 am
Thats not a BMW motorcycle jackass
anonymous1 - April 3, 2009, 8:05 am
Thats not a BMW motorcycle jackass

Ducati -

TAGS: motorcycle
Rating: 1.74/5

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TAGS: vicious cycle
Rating: 4.36/5

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spacedog - May 6, 2010, 7:22 pm
LOL! Never give up on the tail. 5Ls.

MAN-O-MAN - My ex-wife ended up with my bike. (Indian Giver)

TAGS: indian day motorcycle
Rating: 3.95/5

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rerun - March 9, 2011, 6:51 pm

beautiful machine.
CANADA - March 9, 2011, 6:49 pm
Feasibly - March 7, 2011, 10:20 pm
ICEMAN - March 7, 2011, 10:07 pm
Nice twist.


TAGS: bicycle faceplant brakes wytch
Rating: 2.44/5

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forseti - August 9, 2011, 3:32 am
hey wytch, how about quality over quantity? you don't have to create ten posters a day! ;)


TAGS: motorcycle flames fire tailgating
Rating: 2.36/5

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ultranothing - August 22, 2010, 4:36 pm


TAGS: motorcycle crash
Rating: 2.29/5

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CANADA - December 11, 2009, 6:15 pm
HONDA: now with ejection seats

another life lesson learned -

The 70's -

TAGS: tricycle tandem treehouse
Rating: 4.85/5

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maoworks2 - August 22, 2013, 8:12 am
I Second That The 1970's Was My Time. Great Pic 5L.
chickenlittle - August 21, 2013, 11:44 pm
Our Austrian dad built it from scratch, had it for years but he tore it down when we grew up. There was a "trap door" on the floor inside for quick escapes. Stairs were added later to the balcolny. He sautered those two tricycles together too.
GaryO - August 21, 2013, 11:21 pm
not terrible construction...wonder if it's still standing....
chickenlittle - August 21, 2013, 11:14 pm
That little lass is me :) Good times, the 70s...


TAGS: recycle empties
Rating: 4.71/5

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Faceplant31 - December 8, 2010, 3:07 pm
Nice, 5L space.

FREEDOM - Knowing how to shift gears

TAGS: freedom motorcycle
Rating: 4.57/5

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CloudchaserS - August 16, 2012, 11:55 pm
Better freedom. Automatic or CV transmission. Then you don't have to worry about shifting gears.

PRUDENCE - Taking the right decision and not moving with the masses.... Especially when its all going downhill...

IN AUTUMN'S WAKE - "Remember why we died." For they did not wish tribute, nor song, nor monuments nor poems of fleeting beauty. Their wish was simple. "Remember us"

TAGS: leaf leaves remember their sacrifice eternal cycle nature
Rating: 3.58/5

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BoneCD - November 4, 2009, 5:24 pm
*sniff sniff...sigh*
spacedog - November 2, 2009, 11:27 pm

HUNGER - It's a vicious cycle

TAGS: hunger vicious cycle
Rating: 3.32/5

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forseti - April 8, 2010, 2:27 am
If I were an asshole, I would say: 'Your Poverty Is No Wonder! Instead Of Chilling Out You You Better Got To Work!' But I'm a nice person, so this ist extremely sad. Nevertheless I like this kind of humor, sorry. ;)
Haarakkon - September 3, 2009, 6:49 pm
It seems to me you're right about Carter's suicide. D'jou find anything more on that, Sean?
Sean - September 3, 2009, 5:39 pm
By "not about to attack" I meant only that it was likely prepared to wait a while before doing its thing.
Sean - September 3, 2009, 5:33 pm
Go to photosthatchangedtheworld.com. It says that the photographer, Kevin Carter, scared the vulture away right after taking the pic. The vulture was not about to attack the child, and no one knows what happened to him or her.
Sean - September 3, 2009, 5:29 pm
or thouseands in the area at the time suffering this fate.
Sean - September 3, 2009, 5:28 pm
There's actually a sad story behind that. I'm not sure exactly what he did to help, but whatever it was it was not enough. He was haunted by this image. I belive he actually took his own life several years later. But this child was one of hundreds ...
Sad - September 3, 2009, 3:25 pm
This is so sad. Didnt find it funny at all. Sad Panda's. I hope who ever took the picture helped him or something.
Mr. Shiny - June 6, 2009, 8:09 pm
That's messed up.
CHEESEMAN - May 26, 2009, 6:02 pm
i reckon the kid will eat the bird too
tc - February 28, 2009, 8:23 pm
The photographer that took this photograph was haunted by it for the remainder of his life. He finally committed suicide.
nice - February 28, 2009, 8:56 am
20 bucks says the kid is gonna eat the bird
agdaniele - February 22, 2009, 9:42 am
This motifake is clearly the line in the sand. I'm a fan of the edgy stuff, and when I first saw this one, the feeling was one of amusement and admiration. It's a harsh reality... and kids, that's what humor is for.
omg - February 22, 2009, 5:07 am
u sick fuck


TAGS: motorcycle air height fly flying flight soar soaring bike jump air sky
Rating: 2.73/5
Ha - July 20, 2008, 7:29 am

CUBBYBEAR - Can't resist sniffing a bike seat !!

DOWNGRADE - Never trade in a Harley for a Schwinn!

TAGS: evil evel knievel motorcycle cycle stunt stuntman motorcycles chopper choppers
Rating: 2/5

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agdaniele - August 6, 2009, 8:25 pm
His attempt to jump the neighbor's wife landed him in leagal trouble... so, bye bye rocket car.

OOPS! - Catch me!!! I'm Superman!!!

TAGS: crash motorcycle
Rating: 1.77/5

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Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 8:12 pm
Wow Aggy You Sure Know How To Put A Man Down haha :D
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 8:05 pm
I know.
forseti - November 5, 2010, 8:05 pm
"girls"? I'm dreaming again. One is more than I can handle.
forseti - November 5, 2010, 8:04 pm
that's exactly what my girls says most of the time...
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 8:00 pm
I'm eagerly awaiting the second one! *gg*
forseti - November 5, 2010, 7:59 pm
Thank you, Sirs! Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Faceplant31 - November 5, 2010, 7:55 pm
Pretty good comment foreskin, pretty damn good indeed.
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 7:27 pm
forseti - November 5, 2010, 7:24 pm
And motifaking is your Kryptonite?!

SINCE 1870 -

TAGS: bicycles men faceplant epic fail
Rating: 4.75/5

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djrcreative - January 21, 2012, 8:55 am
Indeed. Took me some time to find a pic where it seemed guaranteed. I don't see how people rode Penny-farthings, and I'm sure falling off was a frequent occurrence.
maoworks2 - January 20, 2012, 2:26 pm
THat's True !


TAGS: this just in 3 out of 4 motimen don t ask their gals if their butts are to big in bicycle shorts
Rating: 4.64/5

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GreyScorpion - August 11, 2010, 1:54 pm
Bone!...FTW!!! 5L!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 11, 2010, 1:46 pm
Lawlz.......Briton of Chickfake!!!
Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 1:43 pm
Amsome! 5L




SADOMASOCHISM - When you start the vicious cycle of arguing with Timmys, you are only punishing yourself.

TAGS: visious cycle assignment
Rating: 4.4/5

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Chef - May 6, 2010, 7:00 pm
Awesome... Some of the best fodder out there are our protest idiots! Keep em coming!
forseti - May 6, 2010, 6:42 pm

VICIOUS CYCLES - There are no winners when it comes to rappers killing each other. Except the music industry.

TAGS: vicious cycles
Rating: 4.13/5

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agdaniele - May 5, 2010, 8:52 pm
5L-street bloods.
forseti - May 5, 2010, 7:59 pm
...and the listeners! ROCK ON! ;)

PLEASE RECYCLE - The Future Is In Crisis Please Do Your Part Heidi Didn't....LooK At Her Now

TAGS: recycle
Rating: 4.07/5

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forseti - April 7, 2010, 2:32 pm
ok, then i got it right... this were some hard minutes for me ;)
rerun - April 7, 2010, 2:21 pm

two different people, the lady on right has had years of plastic surgery, one on the left is just starting. Think of this as a before and after picture.
forseti - April 7, 2010, 2:20 pm
PLEASE! someone tell me, this isn't the same person, is she?!? even if not, the lady on the right wasn't surely not half as ugly as now. how blind can people be?!?!
GreyScorpion - April 7, 2010, 1:40 pm
Me_ - April 7, 2010, 1:40 pm
Proof doctors care more about the money than the patie, oh my god, what is that thing on the right

Paradox -

TAGS: recycle bin windows
Rating: 2.68/5

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Moar - December 2, 2008, 12:24 pm
It's simple Tony. Just right click, make a new folder and rename it "Recycle Bin". SIMPLE!
Tony - November 19, 2008, 7:18 pm
My dumb ass seriously did that and I can't find my recycling bin now!!! Hahahaha. But seriously, how do I get it back... (haha)
deba - November 15, 2008, 4:17 pm
if it asked if you wanted to send "Recycle Bin" to the recycle bin, then it would be a paradox.

SIR... - I finally found that Stealth Cycle!

A-STYLE? - Doggie-Style.


difficulty -


Ouch -

Prototypes -

TAGS: prototypes bicycle design
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - September 10, 2013, 12:19 am

Brakes~~we need brakes! (Or thicker soled shoes)!!


TAGS: tricycle toilet humor
Rating: 4.8/5

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lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 1:12 pm

GaryO - June 29, 2013, 1:11 pm
The excitement does that…..and the vibration. Note to self; two rolls
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 12:57 pm

Yeah, well...don't wipe off the back of your head with your bare hand...just sayin'...
GaryO - June 29, 2013, 12:54 pm
Oh, and if you do hop on, just don’t lean out when I turn my head…I’m not talkin’, just blowin’ my nose
GaryO - June 29, 2013, 12:47 pm
Yeah, ‘nice’…whatever……hey, wanna hop on if I swear to keep the seat down?
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 12:43 pm

Connie, Alz I can tell you is there've been MANY accidents...
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 12:42 pm

You luz me and you know it!~~I thought your portrait on the tank was a nice touch...
GaryO - June 29, 2013, 12:41 pm
Get yer pooper runnin’, head out on the highway, lookin’ for the TP, and whatever comes my way….born to p-i-i-i-l-ed (I swear, LG, I’ll get you fer this)
ConnieChung - June 29, 2013, 12:19 pm
What's the tire tread like? I wanna see the Carfax.

Springtime in Canada -

TAGS: spring canada snow motorcycle shiny
Rating: 4.75/5

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Oldsod - April 19, 2014, 9:01 pm
...and it looks a little like a snow covered Easter Bunny.



TAGS: beer cans recycle
Rating: 4.57/5

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Greeny - May 29, 2011, 10:58 pm



TAGS: recycle retread recover redeem recondition rerun
Rating: 4.43/5

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rerun - June 19, 2010, 6:10 am

amazing but true facts.
ICEMAN - June 19, 2010, 1:22 am
Ahhh yes. Remembrances of frat hazings.

FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS - Usually, the only one stopping you is you.